Pardon the un-AVW deviation, but this pic makes us LOL every time we look at it.

 

And now for something completely different.


Advanced Praise for The TORPOMETRONOMICON:

“One of the most horrible and confusing tracts of techno-dreck I’ve ever read. I loved it! Where’s the ham?” —Idi Amin; Exile, USA

”Brilliant. A tech-Onion! I’ve soiled myself again and again with mirth -- and more! Hey, ham!!” —DICK Cheney; Bunker, USA

“The ULTIMATE in astonishing IT bathroom reading! Oh, the humanity! Pass the ham, Senator!” —Niklas Negroponte; The Hague

”We don’t know what this thing is, but we think it’s fabulous. Hey, is that ham?” —Kirkus Reviews; NY, NY

Speaking of disturbing corporate fiction and untenable segues...

 


Yeees, it's a strange, seminal novel (in hardback) of corporate fantasy & horror from our very own Night Janitor!
It even has a Green Santa in it.

And, it's been reviewed, you hogs.



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(Note: We really didn't mean for this stupid menu to look like a goofy mushroom cloud. It's the ego in action, brother.)

 

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Finally, if you've absorbed all that and you STILL want something completely different,
check out this ART by award-winning artist and AVW creator, Gary Clemenceau.

Go ahead. See if we care.

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