
Pardon the un-AVW deviation, but this pic makes us LOL every time we look at it.
And now for something completely different.
Advanced Praise for The TORPOMETRONOMICON:
“One of the most horrible and confusing tracts of techno-dreck I’ve ever read. I loved it! Where’s the ham?” —Idi Amin; Exile, USA
”Brilliant. A tech-Onion! I’ve soiled myself again and again with mirth -- and more! Hey, ham!!” —DICK Cheney; Bunker, USA
“The ULTIMATE in astonishing IT bathroom reading! Oh, the humanity! Pass the ham, Senator!” —Niklas Negroponte; The Hague
”We don’t
know what this thing is, but we think it’s fabulous. Hey, is that
ham?” —Kirkus Reviews; NY, NY
Speaking of disturbing
corporate fiction and untenable segues...
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THIS is Really Really NOT Dave's Uterus (it really isn't)
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(Note: We really didn't mean for this stupid menu to look like a goofy mushroom cloud. It's the ego in action, brother.)
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Finally,
if you've absorbed all that and you STILL want something completely different,
check out this ART by award-winning artist and AVW creator, Gary Clemenceau.
Go ahead. See if we care.